Dear Neighbor, Drop Dead by Saralee Rosenberg

By Saralee Rosenberg

In Mindy's yoga-obsessed, thirty-is-the-new-wife local, on a daily basis is a conflict among Dunkin' Donuts, her jaws-of-life denims, and Beth Diamond, the self-absorbed sancti-mommy round the corner who appears 16 from the again. loads for sharing the chores, the shops, and the occasional mischief to rival Wisteria Lane. it is one other day, one other limitation until eventually Beth's marriage turns into fodder on fb. by surprise the Ivy League blonde should be “friended,” and Mindy is the final mother status. jointly they tackle hormones and starvation, family members feuds and constancy, and a harrowing trip that spills the reality approximately an unplanned being pregnant and a seventy-year-old miracle that altered their fates eternally. expensive Neighbor, Drop useless is a hilarious, stirring romp over fences and defenses that begs the query, what did you do to deserve residing round the corner to a loopy girl? occasionally it really is worthy checking out.

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No, Jessica, the gray gives the sky better definition. Emma, please stop dropping the pastels. They’re very expensive. Honestly, Mindy. I agreed to this car pool to make my life easier, not harder. But this constant switching around business is a pain. ” A new car pool with whom? The Mongolian housekeeper down the block? Nobody who spoke English wanted to deal with Beth. Or anyone over a size eight. “What switching-around business? ” Beth jabbed at her BlackBerry. ” Ohmygod! She was keeping track?

Probably a million-dollar lawsuit. “Emma, I think what we have here is a twisted ankle. ” I, on the other hand, will be leaving town momentarily. ” Stacie piped in. “Excellent idea. ” “But she vomits from Tylenol,” Jessica cried. “I know, sweetie. ” Finally, Emma’s loud wails tapered off and she could talk. ” “Okay, but first I think we’ll let Dr. ” By the time they returned from Mindy’s second trip to the pediatrician’s office that day, Emma was enjoying the attention and the neon ice pack strapped to her ankle.

I can’t help you out. ” “Really? ” She watched Artie head upstairs. ” Beth snickered. No, the Queen of England invited us to Balmoral. “Actually, it’s my birthday and my in-laws’ anniversary. ” “A cruise? Oh, gross! Those ships are like giant bacteria magnets. ” And Artie calls me negative? ” “Whatever. ” Not me. I have three kids and a job. I wish I could think of good ways to kill the day. “Wait,” Beth said. ” And she’s my friend, not yours. ” Oh my God! ” “In a few weeks, I think. ” “I could have asked them .

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